Here we go, here we go, see right through your ruse. Shaggy: Like, no fair, Fred! All the craft service food is in the main booth with Velma! (*whimper*) Daphne and I will sing chorus vocals in booth two.įred. A fraudulent grown-up,Ī parody of “Shoop” by Salt 'N Pepa, about “Scooby Doo”įred: Okay gang, I'm all done setting up my trap to catch the Swamp Studio Phantom! Velma, you take lead vocals and lure him in. (music stops, 2 measure break filled with desolate wind sound effect, followed by kid heard singing softly off in the distance)
Maybe “Charlotte's Web”? Oh and another thing, I'M FORTY!!! Which was the better talking pig movie, “Babe” or “Gordy”? I need to set my TiVo for those new cartoons “Wander Over Yonder”Īnd “Steven Universe”, then on Twitter I'll ponder, Throw your toys in the air (Waa!), and sing along! If you're a fake adult like I've described in this song, So if you feel illegitimate, it's time to get ill! We embraced it, though our fears remain still, 'growing older doesn't mean you abandon what you love'. That my generation was the first with the mentality of, I'd rather watch David Spade as a llama than any drama,īut then I remember the words of President Obama. That I'd rather go to Disney World than to Las Vegas? “60 Minutes” bores me, and is it so heinous It's all right, I get my news from “SNL” and Jon Stewart! To learn the name of at least one local politician. Maybe I should wise up and make it my mission My house will get raided,Īnd all my home-made puppets will get confiscated. I walk around thinking about how my whole life is a sham.Īn elaborate scam. Of a person who's of legal age is my situation. I'm not a grown-up, I'm just a simulation.Ī counterfeit phony bogus faux imitation.Īn artificial falsified misrepresentation Uh, hold on, this “Portal” level here needs to get solved. I think it's when you have a job, and there's money involved? Meanwhile I have no clue what a 401-K is. I'm racin' online with “MarioKart” playas, With more action figures than a con dealer,Īnd I'd rather drink a Coke than a tequila. My credit rating's spiraling out of control,Īnd my basement's not a man cave, it's a hobbit hole That my so-called career is just a 4th grade talent show. Um, I own a laptop which I got through Kickstarter,Īnd artistic skills which I sometimes will barterįor help with my music, and the whole time I know When my Dad was my age, he had a wife and four kids,Īnd a house and two cars, and handled it like a whiz.Īnd the house and two cars? Yeah, my wife owns all that.
Which is obvious to everyone the moment I've shown up. So when I rent a car it feels like a magic trick,Īs if I pulled a fast one, but it shouldn't feel weirdĬonsidering I got my license when “The Simpsons” premiered. Since then my inner childĪdolescence is where my brain decided to stick, My development wasn't arrested, it was taken out back and shot!Įxecution style. Like that guy from “Parks and Recreation”, Ron Swanson. His last name sounds really important like 'Johnson', 'cause his job is adjusting financial accounts. Has a big wooden desk, and his checks never bounce Wallet full of cash, won't do anything rash. Who smells like aftershave, and has a mustache. Think an adult is a guy in a suit and a tie
I don't mean to be gender specific, but I
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